What Are Hanger Jokes?
Hanger Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hanger jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Judging by the number of hats on the hanger...
...and the amount of shoes underneath, I am married to a three-headed spider.
#2
They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant.
I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world.
#3
Knock Knock Who's there ?
Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
#4
My car is so shitty, one time I fixed it with a coat hanger.
Goes to show that those things can BRING life too.
#5
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
#6
Today is the anniversary of legal abortions in the US or
as the coat hanger industry calls it, Black Friday.
#7
I am literally the only one at this baby shower
who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.
#8
What is mother-approved and child-tested?
Coat-Hanger Abortions
#9
What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
#10
What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
#11
What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?
Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.
#12
I accidentally locked my keys in the car across the street from an abortion clinic...
.... I yelled, "Hey! Anybody got a hanger?" The protesters chased me for three blocks.
#13
worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant.....
and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore.
#14
What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?
both can be solved with a coat hanger
#15
What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ?
When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.
#16
Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car?
I've been on Twitter too long
#17
I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion
with my mom I was just having a poke at it.
#18
locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other day.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger
#19
What did the Chinese man give his daughter?
A clothes hanger.
#20
What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Why People Enjoy Hanger Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hanger jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love hanger jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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