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Harris Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of harris jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit.
Credit to Harris Wittels
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#2
So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly...
She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters.
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#3
Boy that Neil Patrick Harris
is a real, man's man.
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#4
I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments
But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor
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#5
Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs.
He needs better shirts.
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#6
Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
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#7
Rafael Nadal got done by an Australian teenager today at Wimbledon.
Rolf Harris is having raging fits of jealousy.
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#8
Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic?
rofl
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#9
I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant
And call it "Tapas the Mornin' to Ja." RIP Harris Wittels.
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#10
"...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."
(end of many homophobic statements)
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#11
Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into
a pub in Ireland The barman says "Not Yewtree again"
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#12
What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?
A Minor
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#13
What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?
A minor.
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#14
What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?
Nothing.
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#15
Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?
He loves a good happy ending
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#16
Neil Patrick Harris couldn't host a tapeworm without a musical number.
#Emmys
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#17
America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls.
Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.
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#18
#ReplaceACelebWithAHouseHoldItem
Nail Patrick Harris
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#19
So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months...
His favourite
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#20
Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar.
Barman says not Yew Tree again
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