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Herpes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of herpes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball?
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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#2
Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor.
Herpes
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#3
What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
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#4
Hey Google, if I'm searching for "herpes symptoms"
then no, no I'm not "feeling lucky."
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#5
ME: hey guys what's the herps?
HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes
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#6
Sleep with too many rich people
and you can get Herpes
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#7
What do you call a pussy with herpes?
Cuntagious
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#8
What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?
A corn on the cob
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#9
What's in Pandora's box?
A fine case of herpes.
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#10
I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die.
-Herpes
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#11
If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.
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#12
Do you know the difference between mono and herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss, but you get herpes from kissing a snatch.
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#13
The gift that keeps on giving Herpes.
Hehe ;)
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#14
My friend tried playing Pokemon Go in Vegas, but sadly lost his phone.
All he caught was herpes.
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#15
What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?
They all "Feel The Burn!"
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#16
What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?
An incurable romantic.
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#17
I had a dog named Herpes once.
He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel.
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#18
What do you call someone infected with herpes...
Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?
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#19
I got this joke about ocular herpes...
But the girl who gave it to me didn't want me to tell anyone.
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#20
The best things in life are free.
Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
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