What Are Hi Jokes?
Hi Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hi jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts
Just like the stingray needle in his.
#2
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
#3
Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender?
He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke.
#4
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C.
#5
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra.
The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?" The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"
#6
The new Pope got Bird flu...
...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.
#7
My new cooking show, "Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food" premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind.
Be there!
#8
If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win?
The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand.
#9
How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?
"Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
#10
A man walks into a bar...
His friends ducked.
#11
Hi, my name's Ray.
I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
#12
Mute goes to a wedding...
After the ceremony he won't let go of his dick and everyone's a little put off by his public display. With his free hand, he signs "Speak now or forever hold your peace".
#13
I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward
guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in.
#14
A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear..
..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right.
#15
A guy walked up to my bar.
He said, "Can I have a stiff drink?" "Of course," I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey.
#16
What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation?
"Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"
#17
What's an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
#18
How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
#19
Dad and son A son asks his father "Why does my bum hurt"
while the father replies "Because I love you son"
#20
An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage.
He turns to his partner and says: "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
Why People Enjoy Hi Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hi jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love hi jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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