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What Are Highway Jokes?

Highway Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of highway jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can
play it at both your wedding and your funeral.
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#2
What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge?
If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic.
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#3
The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway
to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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#4
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
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#5
Heard this one from WWE.
Were you born on the highway? No, why? Because that's where most accidents happen!
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#6
The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to
someone on the highway at the exact same speed.
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#7
As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a
3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway.
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#8
today I matched speeds with a car on the highway so
I could make eye contact with a dog in the backseat
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#9
Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway?
It caused a traffic jam.
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#10
[cruising down highway in friend's car with
windows down] me: [opens bag of glitter]
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#11
You must have been born on a highway...
...because that's where most accidents happen. Thanks random kid on CS:GO.
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#12
Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
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#13
Highways need 4 lanes per side.
A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
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#14
A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph...
Some body was in a rush.
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#15
My weird uncle Dale has a job yelling at cars on the side of the highway.
It doesn't pay actual money, but it's cool that he's his own boss.
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#16
You had a flat tire on the highway?
What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over
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#17
The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven...
But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers
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#18
What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?
A medium medium on the median.
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#19
I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read "Next
Rest Area, 10 Miles" That's a pretty big rest area
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#20
How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?
25 to Life.
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Most Highway Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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We currently have 127 Highway Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Highway Jokes?
Highway Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Highway Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and highway jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Highway Jokes safe for all ages?
Most highway jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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highway jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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