What Are Him Jokes?
Him Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of him jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
A couple are talking Her: Come over.
Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over.
#22
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first?
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
#23
Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable
source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar
#24
I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam.
He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!
#25
Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do?
Made him an offer he couldn't understand
#26
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear
no evil.." Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?
#27
President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself...
Because thanks to him half the world started praying.
#28
Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
#29
My mom asked where the remote was and my son told her it was up her ass.
She high-fived him and then turned around and slapped me.
#30
My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour.
My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot.
#31
What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?
nothing, hes a fan.
#32
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
#33
Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing.
Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*
#34
A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink.
He asks the bartender "are you into incest?" the bartender pours him his drink and says "relatively."
#35
cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man .
-why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down
#36
I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial.
It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him
#37
Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird...
She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee
#38
I once lost my watch at a party...
I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, and punched him in the nose. No one does that to a girl... Not on my watch.
#39
Maybe I misheard him...
But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.
#40
My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex.
Hell, just this morning she asked him "is that the best you can do?"
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