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#1
What is the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV
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#2
HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar?
Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)
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#3
TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after
doing Two and a Half Men.
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#4
One in every two and half men are HIV positive.
Donate today red.org #tigerblood #WINNING
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#5
Census confirms...
that one in two and a half men is HIV Positive.
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#6
I got aids in prison..
Hearing aids. I should've used them though, I might've been able to hear the guy that snuck up on me in the shower and gave me HIV.
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#7
What's the most positive thing about Africa?
HIV.
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#8
I have HIV Hair
is vanishing
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#9
When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive.
Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny
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#10
Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he
went from tiger blood to monkey blood.
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#11
There's something I should tell you...
"Oh god what is it" I have crabs "NOOO" *holds up two crabs* "Oh I thought you meant-" And HIV "NOOO"
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#12
Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore?
Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry.
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#13
Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'?
Pass it on - or, rather, don't.
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#14
What's the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV
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#15
One in every 2 and a half
men is HIV positive.
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#16
My friend was getting an HIV test and he was worried, so I just gave him some advice.
Stay Positive.
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#17
I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with
AIDS It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (HIV)
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#18
Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i
always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)
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#19
What do you call Jews with HIV?
Financial AIDS.
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#20
Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!!
You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)
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