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#1
[Date] Her: Any hobbies?
Me: Monging mostly. Her: Huh? Me: I'm a monger Her: Huh? Me: Iron, fish, war... You name it -- I'll monger it
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#2
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and
commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
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#3
When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing.
#jobinterviewfail
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#4
Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
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#5
Just updated my resume.
Hobbies section now includes: "Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."
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#6
what are your hobbies?
Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo.
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#7
"My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age,
unsolicited of course." - Every two year old ever
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#8
I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same.
They are 69'ing and fishing
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#9
I had an uncle who was a drunk...
tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered.
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#10
I've got 70 hobbies.
'69'ing and fishing.
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#11
My hobbies include 1.
Refreshing the same fucking apps over and over 2. Winning arguments in my head that are already over 3. Starring into the fridge because I'm bored ...
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#12
*First Date* Her: Hobbies?
*thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive.
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#13
[interview] HIM: What are your strengths?
ME: Well, I can see dead people. HIM: Wow, interesting. Any hobbies? ME: Grave digging
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#14
When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in
a napkin and say, "Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."
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#15
[Commercial for hobbies] Like drugs for people who don't do drugs.
"HOBBIES"
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#16
dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies
and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real
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#17
1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday
party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.
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#18
[first date] HER: Do you have any hobbies?
ME: Yes! Wait, did you say "hobbits"? HER: No, hobbies ME: Oh, then no
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#19
My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending
emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
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#20
HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a
strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak
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