What Are Hollow Jokes?
Hollow Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hollow jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
#2
Never know what to say at funerals.
"Sorry I ran over him" just feels so hollow.
#3
Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James &
the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?
#4
Why can't ghosts make babies?
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
#5
Why don't ghosts have kids?
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
#6
Why don't witches have babies?
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
#7
In the spirit of halloween....
why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner
#8
Why can't ghosts have babies?
They have hollow weenies!
#9
Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon..
It had a hollow cast.
#10
Why can't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
#11
Women are like draino They will clean you
out, but leave you feeling hollow inside
#12
What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund?
Hollow-ween
#13
Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
#14
Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz?
The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast.
#15
What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe?
One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder.
#16
Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?
Because he has a hollow-weenie
#17
Why doesn't Casper have any children?
He has a hollow-weiner.
#18
Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
#19
HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies?
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
#20
Why can't ghosts have babies?
Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
Why People Enjoy Hollow Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hollow jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love hollow jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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