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Honour Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of honour jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Being asked to be best man is like being asked to make love to the queen.
On the one hand it is a great honour, but you dread the moment when you have to rise to perform.
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#2
Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat
the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
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#3
Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father...
It's bad.
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#4
In honour of all the miss piggy/kermit the frog jokes going around today.
Why can't miss piggy have children? Because she keeps fucking a frog and their DNA is not compatible. No?
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#5
NIETZSCHE: god is dead!
he remains dead! and we have killed him! ME AS NIETZSCHE'S LAWYER: your honour we're gonna need a recess
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#6
Lawyers are safe company to have for girls.
They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own.
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#7
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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#8
In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour.
That's the joke.
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#9
So Howard Webb has retired from refereeing..In his honour,
Manchester United have retired the penalty spot.
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#10
In lieu of a gift I liked a couple
of charities on FB in your honour
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#11
In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the
lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
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#12
In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words.
"Hey Captain, what does this button do?"
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#13
Lochte turns up late for his Brazil hearing...
"Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up"
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#14
Umm, your honour?
In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure.
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#15
What did the Palestinians do to honour Yasser Arafat when he died?
They gave him a 21 stone salute!
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#16
In honour of Mothers Day, what's
your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?
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#17
Why did the bride's best friend become a Samurai...
because she was made of honour.
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#18
Judge: The defendant is claiming you're a nazi.
Is this true? Lawyer: *flustered* er no fuhrer questions your honour *courtroom gasps*
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#19
What do you call the system of honour of French horses?
Chevalry
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#20
In honour of St Patrick's day, can you guess my Irish name?
Pat MiGroin. Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen.
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