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#1
Million dollar idea: Hookers selling ice cream,
I'll call the store sexual flavors.
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#2
What's the difference between ten dead hookers and the stuff in my basement?
Nothing.
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#3
What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing?
I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace.
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#4
What do you call a group of hookers?
A whorde.
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#5
Where do guys who buy hookers, mountain lions, and cantelopes go for the summer?
John Cougar Meloncamp An old joke I haven't heard in ages.
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#6
What do you call a hookers fart?
A prostitoot
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#7
what do hookers and guns have in common?
the customer wants the most bang for their buck.
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#8
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark.
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#9
Plumbers are a lot like hookers...
They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya.
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#10
Actors retweeting compliments is the modern
day version of actors murdering hookers.
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#11
You think YOUR economy is bad?
Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!
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#12
What do you call it when a pimp catches a roomful of hookers snorting coke?
A punchline.
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#13
You know what's good about pirate hookers?
You can splooge in her good eye and run away without paying.
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#14
Black men should stop having sex with black
hookers That's black on black crime
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#15
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not five because my basements still dark...
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#16
Why don't pirates ever have girlfriends?
Because all the women they know are hookers.
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#17
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
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#18
My favorite thing to do with 4 midget
hookers ...is have a threesome.
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#19
It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown
are charging 20 to blow your hands
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#20
How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Not three, my basement is still dark.
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