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Hose Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hose jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick!
DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*
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#2
Why is a firetruck red?
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
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#3
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose.
Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
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#4
Google won't replace librarians.
The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water.
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#5
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again.
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#6
Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far
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#7
After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these
officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad
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#8
A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker
from showing you any more baby photos.
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#9
missed connection: you walked by my house and saw me drinking from the hose.
please respond with the hose color so I know it's you
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#10
What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?
Hose A and Hose B.
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#11
A Mexican man has two penises.
What did he name them? Jose and Hose B.
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#12
What kind of girls date firefighters?
Hose.
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#13
What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?
Garden hose.
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#14
Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
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#15
Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, It is
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#16
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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#17
What did the Mexican fireman name his children?
Jose and Hose B
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#18
What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
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#19
The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had
the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder.
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#20
Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?
Jose and Hose B
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