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Hostage Jokes

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Hostage Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hostage jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out?
ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable.
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#2
Multiple personalities If someone with multiple personalities threatens
to kill themselves is it considered a hostage situation?
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#3
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide...
is it a hostage situation?
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#4
Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage,
overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy
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#5
Don't say "lets get weird" on our date then get freaked out
I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage.
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#6
What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?
A bullet.
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#7
Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are
holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]
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#8
Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage,
overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy.
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#9
Mom, you're embarrassing me
in front of the hostages!
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#10
Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow
creep Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation
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#11
After 10 years of marriage I've composed a check list of good reasons to get married.
1) Your family is being held hostage. 2) 3)
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#12
Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: Being held hostage
in the corner of the shower by cold water.
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#13
My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages.
Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages.
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#14
They say being a hostage is hard But I could
do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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#15
Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?
He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome
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#16
I still say a wasp's nest chucked through the window would be the ideal way to end any hostage situation.
Nobody's hanging around in there.
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#17
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe,
he holds air hostage
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#18
I scream, you scream- Fine, I'll put down
the flare gun and let the hostages go.
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#19
It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for
about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages
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#20
You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down.
*everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hostage jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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