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#1
My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages.
Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages.
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#2
I scream, you scream- Fine, I'll put down
the flare gun and let the hostages go.
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#3
What do hostages eat?
#ThingsYouDontAskAlexa
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#4
Mom, you're embarrassing me
in front of the hostages!
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#5
Those Islamic's coming to america?
Hostages.
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#6
What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?
A bullet.
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#7
How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?
None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!
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#8
I will die one day at a Del Taco, shot dead by a SWAT team after taking
several hostages over what I feel is the meaning of extra cheese.
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#9
Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks
like you're getting ready to take hostages.
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#10
[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out?
ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable.
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#11
What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
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#12
You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down.
*everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!
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#13
It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for
about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages
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