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Houses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of houses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House?
... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system.
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#2
People who live in stone houses
shouldn't throw glasses.
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#3
Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?
Crackers always leave crumbs.
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#4
What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses?
It got stares.
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#5
Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an "arf"itect
lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect
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#6
What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?
Electricity.
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#7
Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly
leap from closets when I visit their houses?
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#8
I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles!
You have a dinosaur to take care of
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#9
Studies show that Kangaroos can jump higher than a house.
Then again, houses can't jump at all.
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#10
Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house?
This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump.
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#11
Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses.
If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali
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#12
[job interview] "Have any questions?" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the
Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?
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#13
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat
put her in all four houses.
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#14
Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?
They got Snowden.
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#15
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?
It was a lawn-distanced relationship
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#16
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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#17
What do houses eat when their breath stinks?
Apart Mints
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#18
The home invasion ruined us.
We never stood a chance against the houses.
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#19
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?
They had a lawn-distance relationship.
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#20
Who cares about throwing stones?
How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
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