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Housewife Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of housewife jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife?
A hooker says "Faster! faster!" A lover says "Slower....slooower..." A housewife says "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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#2
I'd make a great housewife.
I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats.
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#3
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only
will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
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#4
Thanksgiving dinner.
So a housewife is preparing thanksgiving dinner when her husband comes in, and she asks, "are you hungry, dear?" And the turkey answers, "no, I'm stuffed."
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#5
"Always a housewife, never a house," the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion.
No one was ever going to call her "home"...
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#6
Unfair fight.
Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass.
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#7
What do you call an exemplary black housewife?
Do'mestique
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#8
What do you call a slutty housewife?
A dirty dishwasher.
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#9
I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing
Dora the Explorer to "Doreen the Submissive Housewife"
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#10
I told my husband that instead of leaving his dirty dishes on the counter,
he should leave them in 1952 so a nice housewife cleans them up.
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#11
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 34, looking for some
action!", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
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#12
You know what's the difference between a housewife and a politician?
The housewife thinks about doing her taxes while having sex. The politician thinks about having sex while spending your taxes.
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