What Are Hun Jokes?
Hun Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hun jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
[baby wakes up in the middle night] "Go back to sleep, hun.
I'll sort it out." [puts baby on eBay]
#2
Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ...
- and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice.
#3
What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?
An army of Hun-dread.
#4
Gf: am I pretty or ugly?
Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly.
#5
This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring.
Thanks hun, but wrong finger!
#6
When I call you Hun, it's
short for Atilla.
#7
What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?
Their middle name.
#8
I call my girl Attila
because she's my Hun.
#9
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn.
I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
#10
*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun,
I don't think "flipping the bird" means what you think it means.
#11
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?
The same middle name.
#12
Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument
I told him "hun, let's not fight".
#13
Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb?
His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
#14
I'll take a Clooney, and 2 Upton's please.
Turned to my wife and said, "Amazon is buying Twitch for 1 billion. She said "the dancer?" . . yea hun, the dancer.
#15
ME: [in santa costume, covered in chimney soot] that was hard.
how does santa do it WIFE: well santas not real, hun ME: [drops cookie] WHAT
#16
Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last..
Dad:Hey hun Mom:Yes? Dad: How old are you? Mom: 45 Dad:theres your answer kid
#17
[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube - You Can Do It}
Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa - Push It}
#18
*dad walks up to me stroking his beard* son, where do we keep the dog treats again?
Im hun- *beard falls off revealing my dog. he runs away*
#19
Is yur name Atilla cuz you
can be my hun anytime!
#20
*licks excess icing off mixer & spoon* Wife: Aww, thanks hun!
Me: For what? W: Doing my dishes! M: Oh, I didn-- W: ... M: You're welcome.
Why People Enjoy Hun Jokes
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