What Are Hundred Jokes?
Hundred Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hundred jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
#2
Why are circles so knowledgeable?
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
#3
Today is Tax Day.
It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income.
#4
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands...
Police say that he topped himself.
#5
Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?
In a casket.
#6
If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times.
I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again.
#7
I really love Bruce Willis.
I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan
#8
I heard that Ireland is the richest country in the world....
Its capital has been Dublin for over a hundred years now.
#9
old man gets a call from his wife wife: "stay off the highway.
I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving into oncoming traffic!" old man: "it's worse than you think! I see hundreds of them!"
#10
I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have
to spend one second talking to them on the phone.
#11
Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness.
That night, they invented the word "voluptuous."
#12
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
#13
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs.
"Here we go again."
#14
What's the difference between a joke and hundred of
penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore
#15
A massive meteor hit Russia injuring hundreds.
Rihanna insists the meteor has changed & that everyone should give the meteor another chance.
#16
i feel like a hundred bucks!
*my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*
#17
Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton?
Too bad they had so many durian trees.
#18
What do you get.
. . If you crush a hundred rednecks to death in a car crushing machine? An erection.
#19
They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned
people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage
#20
What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
A fuel injected pickle.
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