What Are Husbands Jokes?
Husbands Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of husbands jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands.
Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate.
#2
I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom.
Let's see if he notices.
#3
Wives live longer than their husbands..
because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy "Whose Line It is Anyway")
#4
I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still
set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work
#5
The fantasy part of fantasy football is that 10 wives would
all let their husbands out on the same night for the draft.
#6
Screw your Twitter Crushes and Twitter Husbands and Twitter Nemeses.
I want a Twitter Penguin. I want a pet penguin, but only on Twitter.
#7
me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout!
wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!
#8
Why are programmers good husbands?
Because they're good at commiting.
#9
How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm?
She screams her husbands name instead of yours
#10
My ex husbands Voicemail was a trick one where he'd say "Hello
Hello, so you think he'd answered and that's why he's dead.
#11
A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident.
Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident.
#12
9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and
the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now.
#13
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child...
...while husbands want to videotape the conception.
#14
Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands?
They all beat her.
#15
First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands
are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework.
#16
I like to use the Ouija board
to pester my dead husbands.
#17
I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their
looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story.
#18
I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling "free
hug coupons" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift.
#19
Guns don't kill people...
... Husbands who come home early, kill people.
#20
What do you call women who get beat by their alcoholic husbands?
Beer-battered wives
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Another reason people love husbands jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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