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#1
I used to be a hypochondriac...
But I got sick of it.
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#2
What do you call a hypochondriac dinosaur?
Tri-serepax.
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#3
Why don't hypochondriacs...
Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters? They're afraid of catching fire!
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#4
What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?
A hypochondriac
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#5
I'm pretty sure I'm
a hypochondriac.
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#6
WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?!
I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working.
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#7
I'm terrified That I might
be a hypochondriac
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#8
The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous
is admitting you don't have a problem.
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#9
WebMD would be more accurate if every search
result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac.
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#10
Being a hypochondriac is going to
save my life one of these days
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#11
I just heard about it and I totally think I am...
What if I'm a hypochondriac?
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#12
The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, "See?
Told you."
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#13
Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
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#14
I think I will have to go to the doctor soon.
My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's hereditary. I'm starting to see the symptoms.
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#15
Engraved on a hypochondriac's tombstone...
See, I told you I was sick.
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#16
I don't mean to sound like a hypochondriac but I was diagnosed with the
flu today & I feel like it's been coming on for a few years now.
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#17
Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
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#18
What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone?
Told you!
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#19
I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac...
AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!
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#20
I've been told I'm a compulsive liar and a
hypochondriac but I don't worry about it.
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