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Im Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of im jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
murderers are my pet peeve.
im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way
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#2
Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say
"Hello".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed.
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#3
me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?
me: im trying to tell you
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#4
im smart.
if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart...
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#5
I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me!
I said: I Know thats why im doing it to her!
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#6
I wonder what made the first person that ate an oyster
look at it and think 'Im gonna eat that.'
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#7
therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but- me, with
a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u
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#8
Anyone need a job?
I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry
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#9
ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch.
im 26, available
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#10
Im going to nickname my penis 'The Truth'...
...Because you want the truth, but you can't handle the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts.
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#11
What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door im dressing
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#12
- Are you sure?
-defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!
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#13
Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to
be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker
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#14
if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins?
"lol im OWNING all these bees" i say as i put my face in the beehive
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#15
I need to know how to swim in pussy...
...cause im drowning in it
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#16
im near a club thats popular with college kids and a white girl in a wu-tang shirt just yelled "PBR!
WOOOO!"
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#17
SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me?
S: *blushes* well not anymore
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