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What Are Immortal Jokes?

Immortal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of immortal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Everyone lies on their resume but I fear I may have gone overboard
with 'immortal' and 'shoots lasers from eyes' and 'hardworking'.
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#2
Rasputin never died that day, as an immortal being.
He hid for decades, before dropping the "Ras" and slipping back into Russian politics.
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#3
A recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.
I've done the maths. I am immortal.
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#4
Why was the legless man immortal?
Because he couldn't kick the bucket.
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#5
Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog.
I couldn't put it down.
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#6
A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live.
He was already immortal.
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#7
I think it'd be cool to be immortal for
a day, just to see what it's like.
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#8
Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven?
When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞
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#9
everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'.
so I must be immortal
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#10
If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal,
I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it.
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#11
Shipwreck diary, Day 32,567:
So, turns out I'm immortal.
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#12
"Daddy, am I going to die someday?" "No, you're the only immortal being in the entire world.
Goodnight, stupid."
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#13
I'm not a god.
I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference.
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#14
My only goal in life is to be
immortal So far, so good
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#15
When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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#16
Having pets adds 5 years to your life.
Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die
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#17
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently
the other 2 become immortal.
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#18
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.
I've done the maths. I am immortal.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Immortal Jokes?
Our collection features 18 Immortal Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Immortal Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Immortal Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Immortal Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Immortal Jokes are available?
We currently have 18 Immortal Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Immortal Jokes?
Immortal Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Immortal Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and immortal jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love immortal jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Immortal Jokes to share?
A good immortal jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Immortal Jokes safe for all ages?
Most immortal jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Immortal Jokes?
immortal jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Immortal Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Immortal Jokes added regularly?
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Can I find Immortal Jokes for a specific occasion?
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