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What Are Immortality Jokes?

Immortality Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of immortality jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Immortality would suck.
I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather.
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#2
Murdered for immortality.
Received life sentence.
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#3
It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse
"Right of Way" with "Immortality."
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#4
When I said "I hope you die," I was actually being really thoughtful.
Do you really want to experience the unending burdens of immortality?
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#5
Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but
now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
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#6
Its real cute how pedestrians confuse
"right of way" with immortality.
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#7
And God said unto John: "Come forth, and you shall be granted
immortality." But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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#8
*rubs a lamp* Genie appears and asks for a wish "I
don't wanna die virgin" *Genie grants immortality
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#9
Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction.
She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby.
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#10
Have you heard about the joke about immortality...
...It never gets old.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and immortality jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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