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#1
Comcast: "Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?"
Me: "No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."
#2
Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some
wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok
#3
"The total cost would be 3000," said the funeral director.
"And that includes digging the grave." "Is that the whole thing?" I asked. He replied, "Yes, that's the hole thing."
#4
So PSY's song "Dear American" includes the lyric "Kill them all slowly
and painfully" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about.
#5
Apparently If ur BF says "if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone
new...." "anything" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic.
#6
side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit
in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner
#7
I don't call photos of myself "selfies".
I call photos that include anyone else "otheries".
#8
Did Noah include termites
on the ark?
#9
me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space.
It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.
#10
if you write something and include a "tl;dr" version that just means
you're shitty at keeping peoples attention with your awful writing
#11
My hobbies include working out, staying
fit, eating healthy, and lying.
#12
Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness,
explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
#13
The Subjunctive mood is pointless.
If I were to create a language, I wouldn't include it.
#14
Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character
description didn't include the word "hotshot."
#15
It's funny how all those "best places in the world"
lists always forget to include the Internet.
#16
So apparently, all you can eat buffets
do not include the waitresses.
#17
I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired
of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage
#18
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes
the house the car and half of Ken's belongings
#19
The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning
that they come from a plant that processes peanuts
#20
Twitter's "suggestions for you" should include the basics, too, like "get
more sleep" and "have you responded to that email from your mom?"
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