What Are India Jokes?
India Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of india jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Travelers to India joke that the country name
is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!
#2
Most populated places in the world: 1.
China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell
#3
what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India?
Mumbai
#4
Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking
it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'.
#5
If the World Trade Center was in India....
Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?
#6
The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have
Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India.
#7
There's been a lot of sexual assaults at a bread store
in India The media's calling it the Rape of Naan King
#8
In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros.
That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket.
#9
I told my friend not to play Pokemon Go in India You won't just
find a Pikachu there, you'll also find a gang banging you.
#10
My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india...
She's a fat cow.
#11
There's a new male porn star from India.
His stage name is Deep Indar!
#12
"I wish some random guy from India
would DM me!" -no girl, ever
#13
Failed my Politics exam.
"Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
#14
Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented
He found the Americas by Occident.
#15
Why do businesses move to India?
Because they worship prophets!
#16
No joke, I'm in India This is no joke, I took a long light to India after a long time.
I see so many lines, long lines of cars and buses, lines for shopping. etc. No punchline.
#17
Copyright In India copyright
means the right to copy.
#18
What do people call their grandmother in India?
Naana
#19
Why the population in India is exploding these days?
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
#20
What country has the shittiest beaches?
India.
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