What Are Infant Jokes?
Infant Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of infant jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me.
What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry....
#2
SHOW ME A PHOTO OF YOUR INFANT
I WILL SHOW YOU 20 OF MY CAT
#3
How is a moil like a mashgiach?
(How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!
#4
"Tender and mild" is a great way to describe chicken
and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant.
#5
what did the infant cannibal think of the premature section
of the nursing ward it was a preemie-yum buffet
#6
Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
you nail it's other hand to the floor
#7
Did you hear Kony is raising up another army?
It's a baby only army. The infant-ry.
#8
*buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers*
Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE
#9
I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names
because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out.
#10
Girlfriend pressuring you to have a baby?
Set the alarm on her phone to an infant screaming. If that doesn't changer her mind..DUMP HER!
#11
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how
easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
#12
My aunt passed away recently...
She died of adult onset sudden infant death syndrome.
#13
A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT.
-women
#14
I say "Hey man, I got your back." He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless.
I give his back to an infant. "Baby got back." I say
#15
I asked to switch seats because there was a god damn SCREAMING infant next to me, and I couldn't sleep.
They told me no. Apparently you're not allowed to move away from your own child.
#16
I just dropped my BlackBerry!
This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants.
#17
Sometimes I like to hysterically tell mall security that my infant son
has gone missing just so I can show people baby pictures of myself.
#18
What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?
Stopping it with a shovel
#19
What's the best part about getting head from an infant?
Watching the soft spot move.
#20
So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, "do
you mind if I breast feed?" And I respond, "no thanks I already ate." Too harsh of a dad joke?
Why People Enjoy Infant Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and infant jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love infant jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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