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Infinity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of infinity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What, I'm Asian?
*slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
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#2
who called it an infinity scarf instead of a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#3
Chuck Norris counted
to infinity Twice!
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#4
a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the
bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever
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#5
Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said "TO INFINITY...
AND BEYOND!"
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#6
Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice...
Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag.
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#7
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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#8
I was going to tell you a joke about infinity
But there is no end to the joke....
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#9
What's infinity minus one?
A sideways seven.
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#10
Chuck Norris counted to infinity......
Twice.
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#11
I accidentally called it an eternity scarf instead of an infinity
scarf and now I have to drink my Starbucks outside.
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#12
Chuck Norris is so awesome...
He counted to infinity, twice.
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#13
What value is higher than infinity?
Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.
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#14
"To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"
- Buzz Lightyear settles down
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#15
What did the 8 say to infinity?
Come on man, get up!
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#16
There are four things that you can look at into infinity.
A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum.
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#17
My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said:
"That's mathematically impossible." Anyhoo, we're divorced now.
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#18
Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond
infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut.
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#19
A boy asks the teacher, "what's infinity?" Teacher: "think of a number."
Boy: "ok, I've got one." Teacher: "good, that's not it!"
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#20
white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot
raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte
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Infinity Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and infinity jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Infinity Jokes safe for all ages?
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