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Inmate Jokes

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Inmate Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of inmate jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?
Inmates
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#2
I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should
I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?
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#3
You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime
because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
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#4
How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner?
When they're in an inmate mate
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#5
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
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#6
how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs?
none he fell
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#7
How do you call a prison inmate?
With a cell phone.
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#8
Why don't prison inmates
just use liquid soap?
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#9
[jail] INMATE: so what are ya in for?
BIG BAD WOLF: well I huffed and I puffed and then I got nabbed for possession INMATE: goddam pigs
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#10
Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes.
The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site.
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#11
Remember to keep the 'inmate' in
'intimate' by getting married.
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#12
Hamburglar search history: sentence for stealing burgers do inmates
get burgers what is prison "beef" countries that don't extradite
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#13
If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle
I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison.
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#14
Heard a good joke from a patient today.
(Xpost from /r/nursing) Two inmates standing around. One lets out a loud fart and the other says, "Hey, that sounds about my size." Had to share...
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#15
What do black men hear most after sex?
Back to your cell, inmate.
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#16
When I was in jail I was asked by one of the rather large inmates, "you wana be the poppa or the momma?" I responded with "Poppa".....
"then get over here and suck mommas dick"
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#17
I hate how sometimes I let my guard down
and then all my inmates get away.
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#18
What do you say to a black guy with a job?
Keep at it, inmate!
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#19
I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun,
a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal.
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#20
A prison inmate walks
into a bar.
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