What Are Innocent Jokes?
Innocent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of innocent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Oh.
This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents.
#2
If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die.
"Sorry sir, we are closed." FIRE! "Good morning." FIRE!
#3
A group of crows killed an innocent
person It really was a murder scene
#4
Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer?
She's innocent until proven quilty.
#5
I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying
that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.
#6
Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane.
Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man
#7
Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit?
Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!
#8
What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
#9
What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?
Freedom
#10
Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?
It was framed.
#11
Pope Innocent is
an oxymoron
#12
Officer, if you are what you eat...
Then I'm an innocent man.
#13
AMA Request: Innocent,
uneducated rapist
#14
I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants.
I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero.
#15
If only Africa had more mosquito nets...
We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS
#16
[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing
clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders
#17
Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the
judge you "work in mysterious ways" and see how far it gets you.
#18
Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can
drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak
#19
Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal.
Being framed for murder.
#20
What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress One interacts with felons,
half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill.
Why People Enjoy Innocent Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and innocent jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love innocent jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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