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#1
If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge.
Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead.
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#2
I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party.....
when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.
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#3
I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party.....
when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.
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#4
We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we
kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one.
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#5
When I m on a date...
When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that "I m aviable for a limited time only" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in.
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#6
My boss dropped a pen, bent to pick it up, my b-ball instincts took
over, I slapped his ass, said 'nice hustle' & now I need a new job.
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#7
You had a flat tire on the highway?
What was that like? [cut to: me crying helplessly until AAA arrives] Your survival instincts take over
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#8
my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl
and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store
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#9
I have bad fight or flight instincts.
Guy wants a fight in an elevator, I try to run. Truck heading straight at me 45 mph, let's do this bro
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#10
If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him.
Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest.
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#11
When I'm on a date, ...
I like to tell the girl that "I'm available for a limited time only* In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in.
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#12
Listen to your instincts.
Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right.
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#13
I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear
an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in...
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#14
I got arrested...
I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.
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#15
I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When
you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in.
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#16
I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party...
When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.
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#17
Follow your instincts, into
the path of a moving train.
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#18
A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today.
My maternal instincts have never been so confused.
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