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What Are Instrument Jokes?

Instrument Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of instrument jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children.
I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'.
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#2
Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed.
It's science.
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#3
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
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#4
What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?
A graduated cylinder. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
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#5
What instrument do you play
Beside blowing dick?
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#6
What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play?
His whore Monica.
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#7
You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches?
Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*
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#8
What instrument do piggys play in a band?
Pigcussion!
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#9
What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra?
The Trumppence
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#10
So when you play a wind instrument....
Do you suck, or blow? My Dad made that one up, so I can't take the credit :P
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#11
Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ...
the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments...
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#12
I don't want to play a band instrument
at school because I only get F minor
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#13
If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use?
The Glockenspiel.
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#14
What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?
A metal band
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#15
Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
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#16
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names
of musical instruments in a sentence often goes harmonica.
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#17
I'd like rap a lot better if they sang, played
instruments, had talent, and didn't rap.
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#18
If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things...
I would choose the ladder.
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#19
What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument?
Castanets!
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#20
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names
of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and instrument jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most instrument jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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instrument jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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