What Are Intercom Jokes?
Intercom Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of intercom jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE!
WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS
#2
Pilot: "What does this button do?" *intercom turns on* Pilot: "Doesn't do anything.
Not sure what any of these buttons do."
#3
[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane?
asking for a friend, i swear
#4
Pilot [on intercom]: You guys
want to see a dead body?
#5
PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep
in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds
#6
*intercom comes on* "Would the owner of a white Jetta with headlight eyelashes
please report to the front desk so u can be shot in the face"
#7
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never
flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol
#8
What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?
"This is not a drill!"
#9
[drive thru] GUY ON INTERCOM: can I
help you ME: yeah are you guys open
#10
[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this
is your captain speaking why did you leave without me
#11
PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands,
who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?
#12
[Pilot intercom] Me: "Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking.
Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."
#13
[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir?
CRONUS: omg what did I say
#14
[Starbucks intercom] "Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink.
No one is looking."
#15
President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two
nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
#16
pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane
co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary
#17
(Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with "pizza" and "wine" on it in the cart come to the front?
We need to be friends.
#18
Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom.
Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?
#19
co-pilot: "ask in a way that won't panic everyone" pilot:
"ok" [via intercom] "is there a fireman on the plane?"
#20
"What's your greatest strength?" Shadow puppetry "Seriously?" [interviewer
presses intercom button] "Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"
Why People Enjoy Intercom Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and intercom jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love intercom jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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