What Are Islam Jokes?
Islam Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of islam jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles?
Because the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam.
#2
Why is Islam in Iran so bad?
Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
#3
I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because..
I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: "ALLAHU AKBAR!!" and the sound of an explosion.
#4
Islam IS a RACE to
the 7th century.
#5
Which religion breeds terrorism the most?
Not Islam
#6
I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day...
But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*
#7
Islam Is a religion
of peace
#8
Why is Islam called the religion of peace?
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
#9
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
#10
What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?
A Quranosaurus.
#11
I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class...
I'm gonna bomb it.
#12
What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife?
The holiest Prophet of Islam.
#13
I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam.
He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!
#14
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam..
Now he's Kareem of Wheat.
#15
What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?
Dora the Exploder
#16
So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam...
He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat.
#17
So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace.
Piece of you here, piece of you there.
#18
Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there,
a piece over there, a piece over here
#19
How do you a convert a number to a radical?
You convert it to Islam.
#20
Are jokes about Islam funny?
Absolutely, they're a blast.
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