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Ivy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ivy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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#2
What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years in an Ivy League school!
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#3
[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS?
WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk.
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#4
Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural.
Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear.
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#5
We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too
thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead.
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#6
I just got fired for getting beauty tips online during my lunch break!
my Boss said " Madison Ivy gets a facial" is not a video on beauty tips.
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#7
Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy?
You can make it from scratch.
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#8
Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers.
Bring snacks
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#9
Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving "costume" party, when
I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims.
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#10
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
Ivy.
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#11
The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy.
I need to quit making rash decisions.
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#12
Where does a toxicologist go to get the best possible education?
A Poison Ivy League College.
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#13
I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed
clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck...
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#14
Knock Knock Who's there !
Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !
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#15
DIET TIP: Always eat smart.
Refuse any food that hasn't scored highly on the SATs and been admitted to an Ivy League school.
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#16
What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?
Tulips.
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