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#1
What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
#2
When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how
segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?
#3
Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home.
He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.
#4
What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate
Cracker (if they exist)
#5
What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson?
one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*.
#6
I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing.
I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water.
#7
The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100
times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK.
#8
What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for?
Motherfucking
#9
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children.
#10
Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player.
He was big in the minors.
#11
(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
#12
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
#13
TIL Michael Jackson was a huge GW Bush campaign contributor.
He thought GW said "Leave no child's behind"
#14
Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't
hired such a gifted nap specialist.
#15
Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential...
...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past.
#16
Statistically, 1 in 5 of
The Jackson's are Randy.
#17
Michael Jackson's last words "Take
me to the children's hospital."
#18
How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
#19
What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?
A-minor
#20
When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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