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What Are Japanese Jokes?

Japanese Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of japanese jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate.
He asked for a taco.
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#2
What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice.
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#3
When someone asks me how my day is, I like to say "Still kinda
pissed about Hiroshima," & then start swearing in Japanese.
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#4
Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner.
"Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me." It's funny 'cause I paid the bill.
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#5
What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?
Commit sushi
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#6
If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo...
Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?
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#7
The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian.
It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos.
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#8
The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend...
Is that you have to drop the bomb twice..
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#9
I was offered a threesome with a Japanese guy but I turned it down, after all, you know what they say about Japanese penises...
...they're really blurry.
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#10
How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello
to Other Bees Wassup bee
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#11
What do you call a Japanese suicide bomber?
Wasabi
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#12
What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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#13
What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?
Shirenara!
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#14
What do you call the Japanese police force?
Kawaii Five-0
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#15
Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese?
On every Dec. 7, he would attack Pearl Bailey.
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#16
I feel lazier than the guy who
drew the Japanese flag.
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#17
What do Japanese people call..
-What do Japanese people call their japs eye? -My eye
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#18
Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?
They ran out of san storage
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#19
My girlfriend disliked my obsession
with Japanese food Sushi left me.
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#20
Karate Kid (1984) A Japanese man teaches a desperate young
boy about bullying by forcing him to fix his house.
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Most Japanese Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Japanese Jokes?
Japanese Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and japanese jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love japanese jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Japanese Jokes safe for all ages?
Most japanese jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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japanese jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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