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#1
What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
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#2
A Jehovah's Witness followed me.
I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes...
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#3
Opening a Christian gym called
'Jehovah's Fitness
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#4
I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today...
...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer.
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#5
I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses.
"Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock "
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#6
There's a knock at my door.
Jehovah's Witness. I decided to let him in. I go, "Now what?" He says, "I dunno...I never got this far."
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#7
Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors.
"I'd like to talk to you about modern science "
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#8
An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Jehovah's Witness walk into a bar..
I know because they told everyone in less than a minute.
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#9
What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?
Ding Dong
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#10
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel...
someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!
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#11
*Answers door naked* Jehovah's Witnesses...
Me: Do you have a moment to let me tell you about my sex life? Here, have this pamphlet.
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#12
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
- He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
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#13
Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they
don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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#14
Popup ads are the Jehovah's
witnesses of the internet.
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#15
How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?
Start shouting Jehovah.
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#16
I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their
addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them.
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#17
Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door.....
does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???
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#18
What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah
witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in
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#19
So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still
not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence.
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#20
Opening a Christian gym called
'Jehovah's Fitness'
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