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What Are Jerk Jokes?

Jerk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jerk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister?
3-year-old: Babies are jerks.
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#2
Why is it impossible to argue with Trump?
Because the Earth's rotation automatically makes a circle jerk out of him
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#3
No, I do not have food in my teeth; haven't you ever heard of tooth freckles?
Now go away & leave me that toothpick. Jerk.
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#4
Are you the fourth derivative of a position function?
Cause you're a jerk!
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#5
The jerk store called.
Turns out they were just worried about me; hadn't seen me in a while. It was nice.
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#6
So the jerk store called and
they're running out of HB2!
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#7
If jerk chicken could talk, what would it say?
"Fuck-ooooff, fuck-ooooff, FUCK-OFF!!!"
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#8
Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important.
Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
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#9
Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published.
Jerk.
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#10
I should have used more oils to get this off easier..
I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan.
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#11
"I'm happy with who I am, sure.
But I'm not gonna go around calling myself "great" like some of these jerks." --humble white shark.
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#12
Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk?
You'd see them coming.
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#13
[feeding baby] Here comes the plane!
*baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk
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#14
"The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk.
Just find street parking. 60th..."
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#15
My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class.
That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)
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#16
I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind
of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast.
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#17
"He's a jerk.
I'm over him anyway. (5 minutes later) Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!" -Women
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#18
What do you call an African American astronaut?
An astronaut you racist Jerk.
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#19
Why did the incarcerated 12 year old furiously jerk off in jail?
He was hoping for an early release
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#20
What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone?
A private dick.
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