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Jerusalem Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jerusalem jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Half of these jokes were around when
Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem.
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#2
Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem
Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped
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#3
Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem?
They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth...
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#4
Traffic on Good Friday How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
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#5
If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar.
There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews.
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#6
Who's the most flexible man in the Bible?
Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem
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#7
Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line:
"All roads lead to you," the singer shakes a fist and yells out "Take that, Rome!"
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#8
How you doin' Jerusalem!
"WINE" Here's a new tric- "MAKE WINE" Please, I've been working very hard on my routi- *dodges stone jars of water*
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#9
What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
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#10
Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus.
Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass.
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#11
33, Male, Jerusalem.
You?
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#12
So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch...
I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says "It's not fake, Israel."
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#13
Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem...
They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.
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