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#1
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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#2
What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
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#3
Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
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#4
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
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#5
The most embarrassing thing for a kangaroo is accidently hopping into
another kangaroo's pouch who then hops into a 3rd kangaroo's pouch
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#6
I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous
shit in their pouches in the morning.
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#7
I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat!
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops.
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#8
Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
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#9
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
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#10
[God creating the frog] "How about a really
stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"
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#11
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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#12
It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but
Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume).
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#13
They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you
can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad.
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#14
What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
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#15
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!!
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#16
Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency?
Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaroo: Oh nevermind
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#17
[god creating kangaroos] Let's
make a horse rabbit.
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#18
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Probably an award or something. I mean, that would be pretty crazy. Alternative punch line: I don't know. The zoo won't let me try.
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#19
Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names.
A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH.
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#20
TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch.
Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore.
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