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Kansas Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kansas jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Child twister: "I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad" Dad twister:
"Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"
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#2
Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white
dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China
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#3
What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?
Baryon my wayward son!
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#4
Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?
Because they all live in *Ar*kansas.
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#5
What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
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#6
Sorry ISIS but we already have a religious state that nobody likes and
is full of people that hate modern thinking: it's called Kansas.
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#7
Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south?
Because Oklahoma sucks.
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#8
[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical
laughter] That...that wasn't the joke
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#9
What do buzzards in Kansas eat?
Carrion, my wayward son.
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#10
Doctors have determined Hillary doesn't have pneumonia Apparently
a little girl from Kansas just threw some water on her.
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#11
Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz...
...because he took Kansas by storm.
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#12
Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?
AR-Kansas
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#13
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck
Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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#14
What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?
Carrion my wayward son
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#15
How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
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#16
Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?
Arkansas
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#17
What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?
Arkansas
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#18
We only speak to our two year old with a British accent.
She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.
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#19
What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?
He'd be an illegal alien.
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#20
Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?
They tried to carry-on my wayward son.
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