What Are Karl Jokes?
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#1
I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday.
It was just another Communist plot.
#2
Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
#3
Wrote a joke.
I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..? Boris' Karl loft.
#4
Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?
Because he was a kami!
#5
What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?
A Kami.
#6
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
#7
Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?
He was born ina 1818.
#8
Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft!
#9
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
#10
Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
#11
What do you call a communist dog?
Karl Barx
#12
Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
#13
What's the most influental animal rights philosopher?
Karl Barx
#14
Which kid?
Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one
#15
Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?
Because they did not have proper tea.
#16
Why does Karl Marx like stormy days?
There are no classes.
#17
Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
#18
Hey girl is your name Karl Marx?
Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
#19
Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey?
Because all proper tea is theft.
#20
Why did Mr.
T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
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