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What Are Keeping Jokes?

Keeping Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of keeping jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress.
I ate her.
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#2
It would be awesome to have friends as committed to
keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are.
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#3
Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private.
I'd hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands.
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#4
Great job keeping shit out of my eye,
eyelash that's currently in my eye.
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#5
Now my friends all hate me because I've
been keeping my enemies closer.
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#6
How are Harambe memes keeping up?
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling
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#7
Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
*Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh.
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#8
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!
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#9
Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping
me off the streets.
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#10
Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow
to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut.
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#11
I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement.
This makes it cellary.
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#12
I want to give a shout out to liver thanks buddy for
keeping all those bad influences out of my life
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#13
George, are you high?
No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida.
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#14
Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back
the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".
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#15
"Give it to me!
Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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#16
"Give it to me," my girlfriend yelled.
"I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella
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#17
Gravity is just a myth.
We all know it's the white man keeping us down.
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#18
I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday.
How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha? He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
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#19
I'm all wet!
"Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
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#20
I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as...
..."Keeping up with the Cardassians" -&y
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Our collection features 157 Keeping Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Keeping Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Keeping Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Keeping Jokes are available?
We currently have 157 Keeping Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Keeping Jokes?
Keeping Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Keeping Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and keeping jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love keeping jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Keeping Jokes safe for all ages?
Most keeping jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Keeping Jokes?
keeping jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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