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#1
Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and
the Queen of England are moving on to the finals.
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#2
me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?" therapist:
"i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
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#3
I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out
it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards.
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#4
[sex-ed lesson] now, unroll the condom down over the bana- what is it keith?
"i ate my banana"
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#5
Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons?
Talk about killing two byrds with one stone.
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#6
Time for a limerick...
On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!
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#7
Keith Ape makes his mother a sandwich.
She takes a bite and cries with joy. "This is amazing! What kind of sandwich is this?" She asks. "It cheese ma."
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#8
nurse: "if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them
in half" me: [visibly confused] wife: "the grapes keith not the baby"
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#9
What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?
Lots of bad pickup lines.
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#10
[at dave's who has like 9 dogs] me: "what d'you call a fly with no wings"
dave: "keith dont" me: "a WALK!" [drowns in a tidal wave of dogs]
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#11
Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
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#12
Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future.
Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.
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#13
In high school they called me donkey dick.
I got that name because... it was short for Donald Keith Richards.
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#14
uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth.
Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene
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#15
Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby.
Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too.
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#16
"what's your most cherished memory keith?" [looks at my wife and baby
in crowd with loving smile] [leans into mic] i heard a dog laugh once
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#17
There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure...
He did it for the cheese underneath.
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#18
"Keith Moon was Nuts" Another insightful nugget of trivia from Opie.
Oh you means the rock drummer that put fish and explosives in his drums was "nuts"?
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#19
u guys like coachella?
u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith
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#20
did you get the job?
"i don't know yet" when will they tell you? interviewer: "keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"
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