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Kick Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kick jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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#2
When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?
...When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
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#3
How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?
Premature emasculation.
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#4
How do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw
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#5
Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they
agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping.
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#6
"No points, illegal kick to the face." "But I'm the hero of this
movie." "Fair enough, here's your trophy." -The Karate Kid
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#7
A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar
to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
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#8
Never hit a man while he's down...
Kick him, it's easier.
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#9
How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker?
Kick Princess Leia in the jaw.
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#10
One pirate kicks a second pirate in the knee...
The second pirate says "Arr!! Me knee!" (meanie)
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#11
Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?
He didn't like nuns.
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#12
I invented a sport called Mexican football You
take a Mexican and kick him over a wall.
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#13
So when is this old enough to know
better' suppose to kick in ?
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#14
5-year-old: *hits her sister* Me: Keep your hands to yourself.
5: Me: 5: *kicks* Me: And your feet. 5: Me: 5: *headbutts*
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#15
How do you drown a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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#16
Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning
and waving behind the news reporter.
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#17
Sometimes I yell at my stepladder, "You're not my real ladder!
You can't tell me what to do!" And then I kick it. Feels good.
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#18
there is something good about pedophiles...
...they make a kick-ass cocoa!
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#19
What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?
How far do you think i can kick this bucket? Also, Why did the chicken cross the road? [He was in the bucket](/spoiler)
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#20
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick?
No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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