What Are Kidney Jokes?
Kidney Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kidney jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What does the right kidney say to the left one when he is mad at the other?
Don't make me stone you to death..
#2
*prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that..
*lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure
#3
My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping.
I handled it well. If "handled it well" means "punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."
#4
England doesn't have kidney banks,
but it has a Liverpool.
#5
Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications.
It should have been removed by surgery.... (wait for it).... But he decided to try to pass it.
#6
Got an MRI.
Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won "best kidneys" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again
#7
Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones...
It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*
#8
Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't
afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(
#9
Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention?
He heard they were looking for meaty urologists.
#10
My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave.
But first I filtered it through my kidneys. EDIT: Holy crap! Front page!!!
#11
A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar.
The kidney bean shouts, "Hey! I'm a bean!" Then the lima bean replied, "NO! Lima bean!"
#12
Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes?
I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?
#13
Did you know humans are born with four kidneys?
Two of them grow into adult knees.
#14
I went to donate a kidney once..
I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from -Jimmy Carr
#15
What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones?
Fruity pebbles
#16
What do you call a 5 year old's knees?
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
#17
Went on blind date, woke up in bathtub with kidney gone.
6 out of 10, would date again.
#18
Pulled a bird the other night...
She begged me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched in her in the kidneys.
#19
TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys
Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees.
#20
The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.
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Another reason people love kidney jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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