What Are Kidneys Jokes?
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#1
A boy walks into a butchers and asks for a pound of kidelies Do you mean kidneys?
asks the butcher. boy: I said that didelie?
#2
Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
#3
Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; .
And a never ending supply of Gas!
#4
My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping.
I handled it well. If "handled it well" means "punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."
#5
The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king.
let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?
#6
What do you call a 5 year old's knees?
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
#7
I lost my kidneys when I turned
18 My knees are 100% adult now!
#8
Pulled a bird the other night...
She begged me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched in her in the kidneys.
#9
Did you know humans are born with four kidneys?
Two of them grow into adult knees.
#10
A woman walks into a butcher and asks for a pound of kidleys The butcher
says "do you mean kidneys?" She answers "that's what's I said diddly I"
#11
My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave.
But first I filtered it through my kidneys. EDIT: Holy crap! Front page!!!
#12
Why did the man's kidneys fail?
They didn't study.
#13
What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?
That's offal
#14
Got an MRI.
Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won "best kidneys" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again
#15
I stole my friend's kidneys one night
he'd be pissed, but he can't
#16
Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't
afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(
#17
Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her!
(...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)
#18
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a
Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
#19
TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys
Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees.
#20
Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys.
I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick.
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