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#1
Why are there no female serial killers?
Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.
#2
What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean?
Deep-rave.
#3
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers?
A: After two he began to feel better.
#4
A Hippo claimed that he didn't like serial killers Than he ate a bowl of cereal.
He was such a hippo-crit.
#5
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding
why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
#6
mob boss: stick his body in the compost pile me: wha mob boss (grabbing
my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth
#7
Why are there no female serial killers ??
Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.
#8
Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers?
They have a history with codeine.
#9
57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age.
Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind.
#10
My favorite band I don't normally say I have a favorite band, but if
someone held a gun up to my head, I'd probably say The Killers.
#11
I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help.
She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born
#12
Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type.
Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot.
#13
The only ones awake 3am are the lonely & the loved.
And also the sick who have to take antibiotics & pain killers.
#14
Killers normally target Family and friends
Good thing I don't have any friends.
#15
If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks
like robot, You took too many pain killers.
#16
did you hear about the new tv crime drama?
Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers
#17
I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.
It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.
#18
What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers.
ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun)..
#19
Once all serial killers decided to compete for
the most kills It was a cut throat competition
#20
Women would be better serial killers if they didn't
smile when people mention someone's been missing
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