What Are Kingdom Jokes?
Kingdom Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kingdom jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?
... because Mao is more of a chair man!
#2
When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba.
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'
#3
Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom "wat abot that shadowy place.
by 5pm it wil be in the sun" ..who told you about science
#4
If Canada was a Kingdom, PM Stephen Harper would be a King...
...but Canada is a country.
#5
Save some A's for the rest of the
animal kingdom, aardvarks.
#6
We used have Empires ruled by Emperors.
Then We used have kingdom ruled by kings. Now We live in ... And We are about elect Hilary
#7
The United Kingdom.
A country whose name is now ironic.
#8
What was the slutty princess full of?
Kingdom come
#9
"Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich
man to enter the kingdom of God." I wonder why rich men didn't just chop up the camel first...
#10
Bowser is a job creator and the largest
employer in the mushroom kingdom
#11
If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire.
Who's about to run this country? Yea that
#12
How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?
She should play the lottery too !
#13
Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies!
The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms.
#14
If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through
your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom
#15
What is he only Jewish bird in the entire bird kingdom?
The segal
#16
Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That
family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom
#17
When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper,
"Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom".
#18
United Kingdom More like...
Divided Kingdom.
#19
"It doesn't say anywhere that you have to EAT them, you see," I explain
to the Olive Garden waitress as my breadstick kingdom adds a library
#20
How does a queen get around her kingdom?
She gets throne.
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