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What Are Kit Jokes?

Kit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of kit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
My wife got really angry when I spent a lot of money on
a make-your-own perfume kit ...but it made scents to me
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#22
My stainless steel appliances double
as police style fingerprinting kits.
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#23
Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist?
He heard they carried rape kits.
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#24
Hear about the Donald's "high energy" masturbation kit?
Tweezers and a magnifying glass.
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#25
BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing
into his full German kit.
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#26
When I see crate of kittens in a pet store
I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"
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#27
Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon?
They never have positive reviews.
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#28
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: So it could become a first-aid kit.
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#29
Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
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#30
Menage a trois?!
I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways
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#31
Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper
spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too.
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#32
It's quiet...too quiet...
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*
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#33
My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka.
Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.
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#34
Skinny friend: Bananas are super high in sugar.
Why would you eat them if you want to lose weight? Me: Good point. *Grabs Kit Kat
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#35
two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff...
badum-dum-tish
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#36
Police officer to a driver: "OK, driver's license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle." Driver: "Nah, I've already got all that.
But how much for that funny Captain's cap?"
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#37
Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog
turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake.
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#38
Hey my American friend, I heard you like Football jersey's so I got you the new Irish Kit!!
*Um, Bro?*
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#39
Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars
out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them.
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#40
A motor gets a job as a waiter...
Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Kit Jokes?
Our collection features 65 Kit Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Kit Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Kit Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Kit Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Kit Jokes?
Kit Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Kit Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and kit jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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A good kit jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Kit Jokes safe for all ages?
Most kit jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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kit jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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